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DUD MLB Preview: Pittsburgh Pirates
by Tommy Gimler The Pittsburgh Pirates are baseball’s version of Kevin Costner. They haven’t put out anything worth watching since 1992. Well, except for Tin Cup in Costner’s corner and Brian Giles...
View ArticleStuds and DUDs of the Week
by Tommy Gimler The Pittsburgh Pirates are in first place, watching the Royals lose is almost as good as a handy, and as always, Logan Morrison is an idiot. Stud Team of the Week – Pittsburgh Pirates...
View ArticleBaseball’s Best Offensive Bargains
by Tommy Gimler Here’s something my Jewish readers will love: getting the biggest bang for your buck. The average salary in Major League Baseball in 2012 is $3.44 million. That’s 3.44 million dollars...
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The Best of Baseball’s First Half – Part Two
by Tommy Gimler Big night for Prince Fielder as he wins his second home run derby in four years. Didn’t he have three kids in 2009? What gives? Did he eat one? Anyway, continuing yesterday’s post,...
View ArticleMike Trout Can Plow My Sister
by Tommy Gimler The American League got raped by the National League tonight, and I mean worse than Jodie Foster in The Accused raped. No pinball machine with fun noises. Just hammered behind some...
View Article7 Bold Predictions For Baseball’s 2nd Half
by Dave Iacch “The Voice of No Reason” These will happen. The Boston Red Sox will implode and finish in last place in the AL East. Bobby Valentine will then quit and go back to Japan to host a new...
View ArticleStuds and DUDs of the Week
by Tommy Gimler Ohio was a bipolar state last week as the Reds were amazing again and the Indians were just brutal. Oh, and Aroldis Chapman is a prick… Stud Team of the Week – Cincinnati Reds (5-2)...
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Comparing This Baseball Season To Broads
by Tommy Gimler They say that sports, art, and prison rape often imitate real life, and it couldn’t be more true in regards to the 2012 Major League Baseball season. In fact, a closer look at some...
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The Pittsburgh Pukes
by Tommy Gimler Is it OK to make fun of the Pittsburgh Pirates? I don’t want Pirates fans overseas (if there ever are any) to storm an American Embassy over it. After losing again today to the Chicago...
View ArticleThese NL Teams Are Pig Shit And They Don’t Deserve Their Own Preview
by Tommy Gimler As we began to compile our preview of the 2013 Arizona Diamondbacks, we suddenly had an epiphany. If Arizona Diamondbacks fans don’t care about the Arizona Diamondbacks, then why would...
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